HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
BATTLE FOR LEGACY
Robot possesses longer arms and greater intelligence.
Dinosaur has brute strength, and that tail.
The verdict is going to depend on how strict they are on the rules of this match.
Robot v Dinosaur
Robot is cold, conniving, and has the discipline to hit the books if it means the chance to crush his nemesis.
Dinosaur is certainly passionate. Plus, her wig looks awesome.
This one is going to Robot. Dinosaur has many strengths, but strategic trial preparation just isn't one of them.
ROBOT THE KID
* DEAD OR ALIVE *
Secret compartments. Laser accuracy. Robot was born for this.
Sheriff Dinosaur. Kicking ass and taking names.
Frankly, Dinosaur just does not have the manual dexterity necessary to shoot a revolver. Robot wins this round.
Robot's campaign website is trendy, well-researched, and already up for several design awards.
Dinosaur's raw, no-frills honesty has really struck a chord with voters this campaign season.
The general public sees Robot as untrustworthy. Everyone has seen Terminator. Robot comes with too much baggage. Dinosaur wins in a landslide.
Robot has perfect tempo and a built-in synthesizer.
Dinosaur is looking fierce.
Robot has got some sweet moves, but he's no match for Dinosaur, who's tearing it up on the dance floor.
Despite their brutal rivalry, it's only a matter of time before Robot and Dinosaur see past their petty differences and join forces to rule the Earth.