Dinosaur and Robot Face Off
Dialogue Boxes: Roar and Beep Boop Smash

Robot

vs

Dinosaur

The Ultimate Showdown

Throughout the ages, humankind has longed for answers to deep questions:

  • "Who are we?"
  • "Where did we come from?"
  • "Who would win in an epic Robot vs Dinosaur brawl?"

In regards to that last question, the outcome would of course depend on the type of fight. Who has the advantage? And who will prevail?

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT

ROBOT

VS

DINOSAUR

BATTLE FOR LEGACY

Boxing Dinosaur and Robot
Robot

Robot possesses longer arms and greater intelligence.

Dinosaur

Dinosaur has brute strength, and that tail.

Verdict

The verdict is going to depend on how strict they are on the rules of this match.

Supreme Court Seal

Robot v Dinosaur

Lawyer Dinosaur and Robot
Robot

Robot is cold, conniving, and has the discipline to hit the books if it means the chance to crush his nemesis.

Dinosaur

Dinosaur is certainly passionate. Plus, her wig looks awesome.

Verdict

This one is going to Robot. Dinosaur has many strengths, but strategic trial preparation just isn't one of them.

WANTED

ROBOT THE KID

* DEAD OR ALIVE *

Cowboy Dinosaur and Robot
Robot

Secret compartments. Laser accuracy. Robot was born for this.

Dinosaur

Sheriff Dinosaur. Kicking ass and taking names.

Verdict

Frankly, Dinosaur just does not have the manual dexterity necessary to shoot a revolver. Robot wins this round.

Dinosaur and Robot Political Debate
Robot

Robot's campaign website is trendy, well-researched, and already up for several design awards.

Dinosaur

Dinosaur's raw, no-frills honesty has really struck a chord with voters this campaign season.

Verdict

The general public sees Robot as untrustworthy. Everyone has seen Terminator. Robot comes with too much baggage. Dinosaur wins in a landslide.

Dance Off

Dinosaur and Robot Dance Off
Robot

Robot has perfect tempo and a built-in synthesizer.

Dinosaur

Dinosaur is looking fierce.

Verdict

Robot has got some sweet moves, but he's no match for Dinosaur, who's tearing it up on the dance floor.

Inevitable Conclusion

Despite their brutal rivalry, it's only a matter of time before Robot and Dinosaur see past their petty differences and join forces to rule the Earth.